Shayari Funny SMS... TU SAWAL NAHI EK PAHELI
HAI
MERI
MANZIL TU NAHI TERI SAHELI HAI
Shayari Funny SMS,Happy Independence Day,Shayari Hindi, Judai,miss you always,children jokes,love is everything, lovely kids,lovely moment
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APPLE
KAT'TA HOON KNIFE SE
PANI
PITA HOON PIPE SE
KIYA
ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA
KHATA HOON WIFE SE
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HUM
CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP
CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP
JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO
CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
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PYAR
MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO
KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO
MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE
SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
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PANI
AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL
JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR
DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM
NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
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Shayari Funny SMS
PHOOL
KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI
KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
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HAMARE
LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE,
MIND
ME NAHI,
HUME
MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI
KYONKI
HUM MIND BLOWING HAI
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JAB
BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA
NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR
YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO
PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS
ko kal tak dekhna;
SURPRISE
HAI !!
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Aye
khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab
voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda
na kare voh faad bhi dale
to
Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..
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Beta
bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa
bole, "Nahi
bete,
abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ? ///
"Bete
abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Namaskar.,.,.,
Agar
aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen
Yadi
Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen
Aur In
mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum
samajh jaenge..within 5min.
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Madmast
hawa hai,
Mausam
bhi suhana hai,
Bandar
English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya
educational zamana hai.
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DIL se
DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri
yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki
jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek
bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...
Shayari Funny SMS
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Exams
are like WIVES:
1.Too
Many Questions.
2.Difficult
To Understand.
3.Elaborate
Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result
Is Always Unexpected.
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Mat
kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
woh
aankhon se war karti hai,
maine
dekha hai uski aankhon me,
woh
mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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Zid
Apni Na Chhodi
aur
pyar bhara dil tod diya..
kuchh
paiso k liye
zaalim
tumne SMS karna chhod diya.
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Chosing
career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens.
Evn
if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still
pain
of
losin 9!!
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Why
dont dogs marry?
Bcoz-
Bcoz..Woh
to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
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A
Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
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Nadiyon
se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai
india
ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log
wahin
moot
jate hain..
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Tabyat
thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par
bhutka
saya
hai. Kisi ghor
papi
ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
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When
a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is
flirt.
when a
girl licks her lips she is thirsty, when boy licks he is tharkey.
when a
girl falls down she is helped by so many people but if a boy
falls
everybody
laughs. STILL PEOPLE SAY
THIS IS MEN's WORLD.
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Life
is difficult,
full
of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if
u fall down, just standup straight b confident and say...
KAUN
SALA DHAKKA DIYA…..
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EK
sher BY doctor Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh
kaisa
julm
sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
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Jo
sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha
kaliyon
se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de
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Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne
CHOCOLATE
Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske
AKSAR
Khwaab
Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is
KALYUG
Me
JAWANI
DIWANI Hai.
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HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE
KHUSIYON
KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT
TOD
DENGE
HA..HA..HA.. HA..HA..HA..
Shayari Funny SMS
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ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre
jhukake,sharma
ke
hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha
karti
thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi
jab
bhi
milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
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Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno:
Tujhe
apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
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Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera
didar,Dil
dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab
maang
lo
udhaar
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Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana
dete...Kambhakt
marti
nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
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Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar
kar
aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good
Morning
...
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Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar
K
Gale
Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon
Kya
Karna
Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta
Hoon!
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hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa
laga
kya
mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage
ka
akhiri
sal hai
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I l lo
I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the
best.
I love you a lot.. Because MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE
animals
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Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne
naara
lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
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Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa
Ka
Parwana
Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se
Ravana
Hua
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Chand
pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to
hogi.Tum
laakh
chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to
hogi.... Shayari Funny SMS
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