Shayari Funny SMS

Shayari Funny SMS... TU SAWAL NAHI EK PAHELI HAI 
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TERI SAHELI HAI 

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APPLE KAT'TA HOON KNIFE SE 
PANI PITA HOON PIPE SE 
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi 
JUTA  KHATA HOON WIFE SE 

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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO 
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO 
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY 
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO 

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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA 
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI 
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI 
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI 

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO 
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO 
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA 
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO 

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Shayari Funny SMS

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA 
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA 

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 HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE, 
 MIND ME NAHI, 
 HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI 
 KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI 

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 JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA, 
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA, 
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, 
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA 
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna; 
SURPRISE HAI !! 

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 Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le, 
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le, 
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale 
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle.. 

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 Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". 
 Papa bole, "Nahi 
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ? /// 
 "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" 

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 Namaskar.,.,.,
Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen 
Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen 
Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen, 
Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min. 


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 Madmast hawa hai, 
Mausam bhi suhana hai, 
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai, 
Kya educational zamana hai. 

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DIL se DIL laga ke dekho, 
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho, 
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge, 
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho... 

Shayari Funny SMS

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 Exams are like WIVES: 
1.Too Many Questions. 
2.Difficult To Understand. 
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 
4.Result Is Always Unexpected. 

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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, 
woh aankhon se war karti hai, 
maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, 
woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai 

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 Zid Apni Na Chhodi 
aur pyar bhara dil tod diya.. 
kuchh paiso k liye 
zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya. 

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 Chosing career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens. 
 Evn if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still 
pain 
of losin 9!! 

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 Why dont dogs marry? 
      Bcoz- 
 
Bcoz..Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain 

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 A Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe 
Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe. 

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 Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai 
india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log 
wahin 
moot jate hain..

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 Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par 
bhutka 
saya hai. Kisi ghor 
papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge. 

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 When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is 
flirt. 

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, when boy licks he is tharkey. 

when a girl falls down she is helped by so many people but if a boy 
falls 
everybody laughs. STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN's WORLD. 

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 Life is difficult, 
full of trials.. 
Sorrow.. 
Pain.. 
bt if u fall down, just standup straight b confident and say... 

KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA…..  

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 EK sher BY doctor Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh 
kaisa 
julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. 

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha 
kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de 

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne 
CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske 
AKSAR 
Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is 
KALYUG Me 
JAWANI DIWANI Hai. 

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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE 
KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT 
TOD 
DENGE HA..HA..HA.. HA..HA..HA.. 

Shayari Funny SMS

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ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre 
jhukake,sharma 
ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha 
karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi 
jab 
bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai 

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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. 
Dhanno: 
Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain 

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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera 
didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab 
maang 
lo udhaar 

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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana 
dete...Kambhakt 
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... 

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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... 
Nikhar 
kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good 
Morning ... 

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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? 
Kabutar K 
Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon 
Kya 
Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta 
Hoon! 

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hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa 
laga 
kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage 
ka 
akhiri sal hai 

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I l lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the 
best. I love you a lot.. Because MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE 
animals 

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne 
naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.... 

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa 
Ka 
Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se 
Ravana Hua 

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to 
hogi.Tum 
laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to 
hogi.... Shayari Funny SMS

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Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old

Hello my all kids friend Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old Five-year-olds seem to have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. Not only that, but kids this age also get a kick out of knowing something that othersdon't. Read on for fun facts to amaze and amuse your child.

Amazing you

• In your whole life, your mouth will make about 10,000 gallons of spit. That's enough to fill a giant swimming pool.
• Babies have more bones than grown-ups. You’re born with about 300 bones, but when you’re grown up you end up with around 260. What happens? As you get older some of your small bones grow together into big ones.
• Every person on earth has a different fingerprint. We all have different tongue prints, too.

• Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old

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Big and Small

• The smallest insects of the world are called fairyflies, a kind of wasp. Fairyflies are as thin as a thread. They aren’t strong enough to fly well, so mostly let wind carry them from place to place.
• The biggest insect on earth is the giant walking stick, which can grow to about 13 inches long. That's about as long as a chopstick.
• Termites make the biggest insect nests of the world. A termite nest found in Australia was as large as a house. Another nest found in Africa was a tall as a building.

• Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old

Animal body facts

• Hippos don’t have to worry about packing sunscreen. Their skin makes a pink slime that blocks the sun. Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old
• Crocodile mommies never have to teach their babies not to stick their tongue out at other crocodiles. This is because crocodiles can’t stick their tongue out – their tongue is attached to the top of their mouth.
• Honeybees have hair on their eyes to help keep their eyeballs clean. The hair catches dirt and pollen.
• Honeybees have hair all over their bodies, like dogs and cats. Do you think it tickles?
• Butterflies have about 1,200 eyes. But they're clustered together, so they kind of look like one big eye.
• Starfish don’t have brains. They feel their way through life just using the senses of touch and taste and smell.

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• Space Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old

  • Comets are space rocks made mostly from ice and dust, just like giant dirty snowballs.
  • Meteorites are rocks from outer space.
  • The sun is a giant ball of exploding fire. It’s so far away it won’t hurt you unless you stay outside too long and get a sunburn, but it makes you warm. People on earth need the sun’s warmth to live comfortably.
  • A galaxy is a huge bunch of stars that hang out near each other.
  • Asteroids are small planets that are very hard to see, even with a giant telescope.

  What's that called?

  • We usually call those cute little white cat paws “boots.” But they’re really called gloves.
  • A group of cats is called a clutter or a chowder.
  • A group of wolves is called a pack.
  • Baby eels are called elvers.
  • A group of monkeys is called a band or a troop.
  • A group of lions is called a pride.
  • Baby koalas are called joeys.
  • A group of dogs is called a pack.
  • A group of whales is called a gam or a pod.
  • Baby turtles are called hatchlings.
  • A group of chickens is called a clutch or a brood.
  • Baby seahorses are called colts, just like baby horses that live on land.

  • Eating

    • Cows have four stomachs.
    • Pretty much the only thing moles eat is worms, and they eat tons of them.
    • The front teeth of rodents like rats and mice never, ever stop growing. The only reason they don’t get huge is because they get worn down by hard food, like seeds and grains.
    • If you’re skiing in Sweden and get hungry for a Happy Meal, no worries. Sweden has a ski-through McDonald's.
    • A cow needs to drink four gallons of water to make one gallon of milk.
    • A python snake can eat a whole pig in one big gulp.

    Getting around

    • Walking catfish can live on land or in water. And they really do walk, but it looks more like wiggling on their tummy.
    • Giraffes probably can’t swim, since no one has ever seen one doing this.
    • Porcupines float in water.
    • Elephants walk on tiptoe.

    Hear this

    • If you want to hear the thumpa-thumpa of a shrimp’s heart, put your ear against his head. That’s where his heart is.
    • Most lizards don’t talk at all. Except geckos, who chirp and growl. And iguanas, who make a low hiss.
    • Chameleons make a soft hoot. But this doesn’t come from their mouth. It’s the sound of their body vibrating.

    I didn't know that!

    • Take a close look at this sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy yellow dog.” It uses every letter in the alphabet.
    • Zebras are actually white, with black stripes.
    • Cats sleep about 16 hours a day.
    • Every zebra on earth has a unique pattern of stripes that no other zebra has.
    • What do a little barnyard chicken and a mighty T-Rex have in common? Scientists studying their bones have discovered they're related, sort of like cousins.
    • Two earthquakes happen every minute somewhere in the world... Happy Fun facts for your 5-year-old

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