Top Ten English Funny Jokes - desiindianhappy

Top Ten English Funny Jokes - desiindianhappy 

1. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.


2. Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: Nine.

Top Ten English Funny Jokes - desiindianhappy

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3. A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.


4. Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

Top Ten English Funny Jokes - desiindianhappy


5. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

6. 
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?.............. Snowballs.

7. Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

8. Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

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9. Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.

10. My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food... Top Ten English Funny Jokes - desiindianhappy

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