Hiiii ..... Hello ..... 30 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR KIDS - Desi Indian Romantic Love Messages Shayari Funny Jokes and Commedy my boys are really into jokes right now. They like to hear them, tell them, and make up REALLY BAD ones that don’t make any sense!Just for fun, here are 30 of the best jokes for kids.
I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate! These jokes won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 475th time. There’s not much I can do about that...
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
30 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR KIDS - Desi Indian Romantic Love Messages Shayari Funny Jokes and Commedy
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
30 HILARIOUS JOKES FOR KIDS - Desi Indian Romantic Love Messages Shayari Funny Jokes and Commedy
Nacho cheese!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron!
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away her credit card!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
So he could hide in the crayon box!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the elephants!”
Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat!
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady?
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!
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Also check out this post – 30 Riddles and Brain Teasers for Kids
Have a joke to add? Leave a comment with your kids’ favorite joke!
